- The airline serves dinner and breakfast AND it's COMPLIMENTARY!
- Flip Flops are non-existent, and glitzy sneakers are everywhere.
- Scarves are a fashion statement even in the heat of mid-day.
- The dollar is worth.... less than a dollar.
- Toilets are missing their seats. In fact, they are missing their toilets!
- Passers-by sound like aliens
- There is no such thing as ICE-cold.
- Elevators are two people wide and one suitcase deep.
- It is impossible to move in the shower - so DO NOT drop the soap!
- Sign-language of sorts is much more effective than verbal communication.
- My watch says it's noon, but my body and brain know it's only 4:00 in the morning.
- The shrimp on your plate stare back at you.
Welcome to Italy, weary travelers!
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