1. Pull out of the driveway. 2. Do not fasten your seat belt... yet.
3. Drive 5 mph slightly downhill.
4. Pull the adjust seat lever.
5. This will instantly and automatically send your seat flying forward at 50 mph slamming you into the steering wheel forcing your right foot to slam on the brake whipping all sense and reality out of your head.
6. If you are lucky the air bag will NOT deploy.
7. Look around quickly to see if any of the neighbors saw this idiotic stunt.
Anyone know a good home remedy for whiplash?
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