Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Twelve Hours on the Road to Covington, WA

It's hard to believe that an individual can fly to Seattle in just an hour and a half, but it takes over twelve hours in the car. It's a long stretch of road, that's for sure, but sometimes it is good to take the time to experience the "scenic route" in the company of one good husband and two very entertaining daughters!

How did we pass the time? We played "Would You Rather" for three straight hours!
  • Would you rather be blind or deaf?
  • Would you rather be the sand castle or the wave?
  • Would you rather give up your computer or your pet?
  • Would you rather have a big group of friends or one close one?
  • Would you rather be saved by Superman or meet Winnie-the-Pooh?
  • Would you rather become uglier or stupider?
  • Would you rather have knees the size of basketballs or fingers the size of toothpicks.
  • Would you rather wake up every morning with your face in a bowl full of peanuts or shimmy uncontrollably every time you meet someone new?
  • Would you rather be forced to preface everything with the phrase, "Tuck it in!" under threat of being slapped or have a magnetic head.
  • Would you rather have needles for leg hairs or flares shoot out your nose every time you say the word "the".
  • Would you rather be able to stop time while you sleep or never need to do laundry.
  • Would you rather have a foot long eyebrow hair you are not allowed to pluck, or an earlobe the size of a football?
  • Would you rather meet the Beatles or eat beetle meat?
  • Would you rather have a freakishly huge smile or a freakishly small nose?
But when Randy came up with "Would you rather lick an old man's stinky armpit or chew on a rotten yellow toenail?" that was it! We were grossed out to the max and laughed until we cried.

Well.... What would you rather do?

"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page."
~St. Augustine


  1. Would you rather breath through a straw or poop through a funnel?

  2. I was laughing when I read this post, and I had to read it Jason I loved it so much. But then I read Randy's comment and was laughing so hard tears were squirting out my eyes and I couldn't type anymore! Man you guys are a funny bunch! :)